Words are like weapons, they wound sometimes.

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The terrifying moment when your mum decides it will be chuffing hilarious to lay at the top of the stairs, making spooky groaning noises, pretending to be a floating head to scare you to death lol! Let the prank war commence! (at The Bell Mansion)

dgalarzafitness:

HOW CAN DWAYNE JOHNSON LOOK SO SMALL? 

DEAR GOD!

oursideofparadise:

hansonrares:

Taylor hanson

Whoever you are, Hansonrares, eternal gratitude for this. 

Forever, forever grateful.

And now, I will go and die, somewhere.

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statelessidentity:

chromatichijinx:

monkeysaysficus:

bloodphoenix:

monkeysaysficus:

bloodphoenix:

monkeysaysficus:

Red Ranger can get it

They could all get it. At the same time, preferably.

Five at a time is too many. Once you get above 3 guys it gets all confusing as to whose is what and where things are going; it’s less sex and more Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

I mean, I imagine it’s like that… *cough*

Hungry, Hungry Hippos? I am dying.

Also you’re a big slut. <3

It’s not slutty! Gangbangs are all about efficiency. They’re essentially the Costco of cock. The Bulk Barn of booty. The All You Can Eat Buffet of ass.

I’m reblogging just for the analogies lol

“the Costco of Cock” …… where do i sign up for my executive membership. 

I stopped scrolling for the picture, I reblogged for the comments. This is why I love Tumblr <3

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pleatedjeans:

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Helping Ali move into her new house when my mum discovered her underwear drawer….she’s now walking around in these. Hahaha! 😂 (at Ali’s House)