I’d just like to point out that 50 Shades of Grey was Twilight fanfic and Twilight was inspired by Muse so when you think about it, it’s kinda because of Muse that 50 Shades was written in the first place oh
And Muse came from England which traces its roots back to the Anglo-Saxons and Romans, so really, in the end, Julius Caesar wrote 50 Shades of Grey.
someone should totally just stab caesar
Red Ranger can get it
They could all get it. At the same time, preferably.
Five at a time is too many. Once you get above 3 guys it gets all confusing as to whose is what and where things are going; it’s less sex and more Hungry, Hungry Hippos.
I mean, I imagine it’s like that… *cough*
Hungry, Hungry Hippos? I am dying.
Also you’re a big slut. <3
It’s not slutty! Gangbangs are all about efficiency. They’re essentially the Costco of cock. The Bulk Barn of booty. The All You Can Eat Buffet of ass.
I’m reblogging just for the analogies lol
“the Costco of Cock” …… where do i sign up for my executive membership.
I stopped scrolling for the picture, I reblogged for the comments. This is why I love Tumblr <3